A man sitting next to me was giving his friend on the phone relationship advice. Telling him that his girl needs to work. "Love don't pay the bill!"
A woman clipping her fingernails. When did the subway become a beauty parlor?
A chubby boy slipped and fell on his sisters’ stroller and broke the wheel. I know it's bad, but I couldn't stop laughing. He looked so surprised and innocent. He tried to explain to his mother that he could fix it as she was yelling at him in Spanish.
Oh the joy ride didn't end there. When I got off the subway and onto the streets of NYC, a taxi was pulled over with his blinkers on, while a car behind him was honking for him to move. Meanwhile, she could easily go around him. Why bother, why not cause a scene and honk for all to see how stupid you look.
Ah New York...
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